Thursday, April 14, 2011

FAREWELL (a night to remember!!!)

What an inimitable night, a night i will cherish all ma life, a night where i was dancing like there is no tomorrow, a night that was paragone of all night.

It all started a week before every one was so excited and want to participate in the grand event  so all sort of planning started,after the classes meetings were taking place , funds were collected, and then purchasing and al and al and alll. This time work was done in teams and everyone who was eager to involve took active participation and work was getting finished in a smooth way.The most uphill task was decoration where Vineet an awesome artist took this responsibilty with shikha, swati and many others but on the whole evry one was participating in decoration, some were busy in purchasing the decoration items, some were busy in cutting and every one gave their 100 percent.
                                                          
                                                    Also as the programs were getting scheduled, practice for comparing
begins, but in my head i was sure there is no need to practice because on that night many fortuitous,unforeseen,unanticipated, serendipitous things will happen that one has to made alterations in the script and at last one will end up with new script all together so this time i was ready for the on the spot extempore competition and so didnt made any script.

                                                              ON THE DAY OF PARTY(13/04/11)(7:00 am)
I woke up early in the morning and Somjeet ,Ankit and Amit and others didn't sleep at all. I called up arun as we have to go and arrange flowers in bulk which i know will be an uphill task as we have limited funds, we need flowers in bulk we have not given order, and on the last moment retailers will give us in exuberant prices, but certainly i was sure we will manage after doing some R&D we reached to the right vendor boy and got the flowers in whole sale rate at 1/3 price. Then arranged cake and other things and all other guys were busy with responsibilities given to them.

                                                                (13/04/11) (3:00 PM)
I reached to the hostel in the Amit's room and all of the were bust to get dressed for the occasion ironing their clothes and with every passing second jokes were being cracked and everyone was laughing, the environment was so amicable and energetic that words are failing me to explain every single detail of it.
                                                                   (4:00pm)
As i reached to the auditorium i can litsen to the songs played by the music department personnel  and that makes me ebullient and soon i got engaged in the last min arrangement with Ankit and Sandesh. And all the girls were ready by now for welcoming the seniors and soon the seniors approached to the auditorium.and soon we were shaking hands with seniors and giving jhappiya to the one we were close to. But many of the don't come up to the occasion(dont wana get in to this). and soon the program got started. We all were having prog schedule list in the hand and managing the occasion. Soon the ist bomb exploded Vikas is about to announce the ist performers' name and they all were not present and ankit started to loose his cool (the mistake that i did last time ) then all of a sudden they all arrived and we were so happy to see them

  All were going according to the plan and suddenly next bomb as expected exploded that we got orders to reshuffle our list of prog and this was the biggest task we all were busy in arranging we were going in bits and pieces and reshuffling the prog. At the back door i was standing on the door of auditorium making arrangements there managing the things with others . Frankly speaking the moments of anxiety and nervousness we share behinds the curtain they are more enjoyable  then sitting there and watching the performances

We all were there neha and neha, swati, sharmila, arun, amit, somu and kuldeep and many others In spite of all the difference we were standing there and enjoying helping each other that's the best part of the occasion. And i cherish the performence of sharmila because of her bengali dress and jo chikaai li hai uski re ultimate....She is coolest person ever met, she takes every thing in a positive sense and i admire her a lot for this. Then comes the neha's performance she was like urging me not to see her performance ,poor she, last time she performed itni chikai li hai uski pure do saal...that's why she was like nahi is baar ni dekhega and it was all in a good humour in a healthy way.

  The most amazing part is our coordination with nitin (with the text msges)  man great job done by him he was sitting on that chair with that music personnel and arranged and played the music in a very germane way

And soon with every now and then we got adapted of rescheduling the prog and was enjoying it. I was getting  tired it was like i was standing there without a break and many others were also getting tired then all of a sudden the mother of all bomb exploded we have put the cake in the canteen and we forget to pick that up from the canteen and it was 8 pm canteen must have been closed that thought making us insane and ankit and i ran towards the canteen with slight hope that canteen might be open and as we reached there we were standing and just watching each others petrifying faces what next. suddenly i realized there is also a back window in the canteen we run towards that and also called Amit. now ANkit, amit and i were helplessly trying to open the window. 
I suggested them to break the window but Amit stopped us from doing so and he was right we may be in more trouble then.  Like in congress when problem comes Pranab Mukharjee take the driver seat. We have our one and only Vijay sir i ran towards him in the auditorium and explained him the whole situation and he told us about the 2ND key of the canteen and problem was, solved.

Then Ankit and Amit went to take the keys of the canteen and i went again and got sticked to my position (the back door one) soon i got the msg from ankit ki cake mil gaya, i took a deep breath and suddenly i realized after a few performances i have to go on the stage for comparing and i really don't know what to say as i have not prepared any thing i called up amit and we decided that we will just have a chit chat what ever he feels like saying he say and what ever i feel like i will and made just a situation around which we will be speaking.. And soon we reached on the stage and speaking our nonsense but fortunately all went right.

As the party were coming to moribund that is towards the prize distribution ceremony my leg was cramping like any thing and i went outside for a moment suddenly i litsen vj sir were shouting on us i was like last bomb has exploded we have made a mess in  presenting, We gave MR attire gift instead of  Mr simple. And when i move towrds the door he was shouting on me where are you wandering..i was like what to say and then every thing went smooth vj sir helped in prize distribution ceremony and i learned one thing that don't be complacent till ur task gets over!!! and thats the nice learning from the party....

Mr and Miss R.A.P was announced and we were dancing like nuts my leg was cramping while dancing but i was taking rest and then again started dancing i was like dance as if there is no tommorow and soon we were also throwing cakes at each other.........this was started by me and it should not have been started as the situation can go out of hand which it was going but every thing got managed in the end. And while dancing jo chikaai li hai sharmila ki oye hoye best moment of party!!!!

And last we all after the dinner were sitting in lawn till midnight and enjoyed the occasion to the fullest......... 


Monday, February 28, 2011

IT HAPPENS ONLY WITH KAKKARS'

LO BEHOLD!!!!  yesterday i was completely lo behold or surprised by three things 1st india's match got tied after having a hefty score on the board , 2nd: by the arrival of our Maharaji and3rd i screwed ma sesssional
             
                  yesterday as per ma schedule i was on ma way back from delhi to mathura ,india was scoring at a hefty run rate and i was in meagre or paltry tension about ma sessional exam on very next day. As i reached home i saw our main entrance  looked completely different, the walls were painted with glossy colors and green carpet on the floor.. and with all this i was a bit sceptical and with no conjucture after few seconds i was sure Maharaji is coming as dad told me.. I Entered in ma JANNAT  THE PARADISE  switch on the tv and wanted to watch  some butchering of Indian batsman.and with in few minutes unexpected happens indian batsman were leaving the field like rats off a ship!! and i was like what the F***. but thanks to ma complacent attitude,  i was satisfied with India's score with 338 in spite of knowing india is weak in bowling..
               
                After ma supper England started to play and andrew strauss was hitting indian seamers with a blood and guts.. and with this i got news that Maharaji has arrived. With maharaji arrival murli bhaiya and other were busy in providing every possible comfort to Maharaji and every one was overwhelmed with his arrival.. And ma sessional hopes were dwindling with all this but as i am very sanguine i was looking the other side of the coin that one should have expierience of giving exams with out preparation!!

                 Maharji was having a chit chat with dadi and soon the process of kowtow starts where we were offering garlands to him and in turn maharaji's subbordinates were busy giving banana to the each person after kowtow and garland and also maharaji was offering his greetings to every one as this process end Maharaji went for taking his meal in the next room and his subbordinates were bust in making all possible efforts that al the things remain auspicious every vessel in which the food was served should be auspicious and no vessel should be toched by the other person,. and soon the endlest list of sabji, sweets and dals start serving and he had a  good comfortable meal and as he was taking the meal i was having disscussion widh ma another uncle kake bhaiya about the  new generation is devoting more towards  art of living then what will happen to our Raman reti thing and i was very impressed and with his reply that what he need that every child shuld remain happy and shuld have good relation with every other, thats wat he only want!!! I was hoping for some brick bats for younger generation but it turned out to be a different story

                After Maharaji had his meal he came outside where there is arrangement of kirtan and bhajan was reciting by our very own radhey bhaiya and he was in full flow to show his amateure skills in singing but Maharaji has some other plans as soon as he came outside he decided to move to our dadi's room and again all bade log run in making arrangement in the bhabisr oom as they were all shell shocked becoz they were all not expecting maharaji to change the apla n at the eleventh hour!! and On the other side strauss were becoming lethal and we all were confirmed tha englanfd will makemincemeat of india and india will loose the match but i hav never left the hope and was sanguine and ma sessional plans were changing every second.. with the passage of every second i was cutting down ma syllabus and making it as short as i can!!!
                 
                    Maharaji was enjoying the bhajans bhabhi was singing the bhajan and pappi bua was feeling so much blissed that she started dancing and i was seeing in the eyes of every bade log of our family that they were so much loving this moment and was feeling completely blissed!
                       
                      now as maharaji was wrapping up the event by having a little chit chat with our senior pros of family Pawan come running with full pace and shouted the unexpected words ' match tie ho gaya' and all of a sudden the atmosphere of the room changes and all were more intersted in the match commentatory by our very own pawan and maharji was like, look at this generation i am here and they our more concerened abt match!! and this can only happen in kakkars!!
            
                 And as maharaji leaves for the ashram all of us!! then we had a meal and and some photographes and same kakkars type masti to cut the long story short we had some snaps for fb so that we can tease others who were not with us!

 AND OF COURSE I  SCREWED UP MA SESSIONAL EXAM HUH!!!



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Teachers unleashed!!!

After so much of efforts i am finally.... finally.... writing!!!  From the time we are born we are learning.... as we are born we like an ingenuous child learn from our mother and all small things amazed us. We grow up went to kindergarten and learn there, then reached to school, colleges and coaching institutes and every where we were surrounded by teachers,. Every single experience of our lives teaches us some thing and any experience can be a good teacher for us...But today i am focusing on those teachers which we see in our colleges and school not any experience.
                   FROM my experience i can say there are two kind of teacher
                                    1 who actually are teacher who can give knowledge to us and wanna share every thing by taking different approach different examples from our are day to day lives
                                    2 who just come to take their salaries and in order to hide their weakness they start dictating in the class.

                     lets say about category 2nd first.. these kind of teachers come in the class and from the very look of the face of him students become disenchanted. thier main moto is to complete lecture time any how!!
So they switch to most easy and ineffective and ofcourse inimical way of teaching that is dictating. why on earth a college going young, mature, adult will respect that kind of  teacher. Teaching in some small colleges has become vulnerable and every where in these kind of a place you can see DUMMY TEACHERS
   In this second categories there are again two kind of teachers
1 who allow the student to do thier work
2 who dont allow the student tio do any thing and just want the students to focus and listen their shit
  I have recently attended one seminar of ted x and there i just saw one video where every teaching is base on practical examples and i was wondering what if i was teached like this i will be a different person all together
            And all those teachers who want the students to focus on their shit themselves know that the students are just simulating that he is studying then also they are not deter and go on with their shit.  I some time think how their inner conscious allow them to come daily in the class room and gets humiliated in the eyes of students and be just a banal personality. and one interesting point about these kind of a teacher they always wanna  to have some sycophants and boot licker who always simulate about them and tell the, what actually ppl say about them an so that they may rank about them according to their sycophancy.

TEACHING IS SUCH A PROFFESION WHICH NEEDS COMPETENCE BUT NOT DEGREE!!!

  AND WAIT FOR MA NEXT POST WHERE I WILL TOUCH THE TURF OF TYPE 1 TEACHERS